Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like đ.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of todayâs society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Whatâs the difference between football and rape?
Women donât like football.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
âAre you sure you didnât rape him?â
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
