Rape jokes

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

They can't say no if they're unconscious.

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!