Rape jokes

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

Men.

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

Olivia Rodrigo