Rape

Rape Jokes

What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

i awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".

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How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him”

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Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push