Rape jokes
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
There is one rapist among us.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
Olivia Rodrigo
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
I love rap!
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!