Rape jokes
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
I'm a rapist.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
you.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.