Rape jokes

You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

Olivia Rodrigo

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

There is one rapist among us.

I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?

A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

I love rap!

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.