Rape Jokes

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first user states they have finished watching "The Passion" and are sad and posts a message of hope about Christ's death giving people eternal salvation, accompanied by an image of hands holding bread and a cup with the text "Take this and eat". The second user replied to that message stating that the first user posted rape porn three hours ago.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

Olivia Rodrigo

There is one rapist among us.

I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?

A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

I love rap!

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.