Rape

Rape Jokes

You've probably heard this one before but screw it

What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

A woman has been raped by a man, she calls the police and a policeman shows up - Woman: Please help officer I have been raped! Officer: No problem ma'am, I will just unrape you Woman: Whhat? Unrape me? How?

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape

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If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping, after all they are iNdePendEnt and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want

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There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.