Rape jokes
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Trevor Bauer for President.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.