Rape jokes

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

How do you get away with rape?

How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.