Rape jokes
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.