Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the car
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
