Racist jokes
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Memes
Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?