Racist

Racist Jokes

Internet

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Fatman

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Bar

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

Africa

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Chess

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Rope

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

Black guy

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

Racism

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.