Racist jokes
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Women's rights.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.