Racist jokes
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.