What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?