I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Women's rights.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
