Racist jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.