Racist jokes
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Memes
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.