Racist jokes
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.