Racist jokes
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.