I called a suicidal hotline in iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck
Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
Why can't Asians make a white baby? Cause two wongs don't make a white
I'm not racist but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
women's rights.
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
what is the most difficult day in the ghetto fathers day
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
