
Racist jokes
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Women's rights.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
