Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
