Racist jokes
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Memes
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Women's rights.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."