People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Racist Jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Women's rights.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
