Racist jokes
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.