Racist jokes
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!