Racist jokes

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country!!!

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A: Stoners have papers.

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"