What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
What is long and black, the line at Popeyes
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.