What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do