FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes

Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains

The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus

Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry, was bitter

Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

  1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
  2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
  3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race…

Result: Time is still running…

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”

Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race

So two cats, one English (named “One Two Three Cat”) and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.

What did a jockey’s manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!

I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i’ve seen so far…

There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup

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