Question jokes
Quiz: Turn what for what?
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Y u gey, bruh?
What is going on here?
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.