Question jokes
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Hi, how are you doing today?
Guess what, chicken butt?
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
What flowers are on your face?
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What is
What is playing with you?
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.