Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Queen
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Queen, (DYM 86)
