Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it
Why are the English so good at chess? Because there Queen never dies.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
“no towers? :(“ no queen? :(
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
Why can’t USA and England play chess? The USA has no towers and England doesn’t have a queen
Queen, (DYM 86)
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
