Queen jokes
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.