Queen jokes
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.