One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
Long live the quee—Oh wait....
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER! I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
“no towers? :(“ no queen? :(
Why are the English so good at chess? Because there Queen never dies.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
Queen, (DYM 86)
Why can’t USA and England play chess? The USA has no towers and England doesn’t have a queen
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
hey, Britain. no queen? :(