Queen jokes
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, Iโm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why canโt English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Long live the queeโOh wait...
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Memes
Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was a gay male ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Queen
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Queen, (DYM 86)