Queen jokes
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Memes
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Queen, (DYM 86)