Queen Jokes

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

Long live the quee—Oh wait...

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!

The image shows Queen Elizabeth in the video game Fortnite, aiming a gun at the screen. The queen is also seen in the left side of the image in her traditional clothes, with an overall overlay that gives it a gaming appearance.

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.