Queen jokes
Drama queens be like: =- (
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Reasons
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.