Queen jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"

Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

Which bees produce milk?

Boobies.

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.