Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
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If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
