Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
Why does the queen move more then a king on the chess board
Because it looks like a kitchen floor
My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.