Queen jokes
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Queen
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Reasons
Queen, (DYM 86)
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.