Queen jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
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Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 馃嚭馃嚫 馃嚨馃嚪
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
When someone created Queen Elizabeth ii out of clay :/
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why can鈥檛 USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn鈥檛 have a queen.
Why can鈥檛 English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I鈥檓 doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn鈥檛 start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I鈥檓 a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.