Why can’t USA and England play chess? The USA has no towers and England doesn’t have a queen
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
queen
Queen, (DYM 86)
Grass is green I am the queen if only I can see u scream or the screen
Thing that rhyme with green queen screen clean between been .....................
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old, that my pussy is haunted".
Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
Why is England so bad at clash of clans? Because they lost their queen
drama queens be like: =-(
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It taste better.
boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
One knight, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "Knight"!!!
