Queen jokes
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.