Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
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Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
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Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What do you call the longest raining monarch?
The queen? No she dead
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
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