I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Long live the quee—Oh wait....
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
what type of tea do you drink with the queen of england?
royal-tea
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
hey, Britain. no queen? :(
Why are the English so bad at chess? Bc they lost their queen.
queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
