Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
How do you blind fold a woman
Put a wind shield in front of them.
Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once...
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
Your mama is so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
