Put jokes
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.