*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free ππππ
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying
"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
i bought drugs today.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horseβs chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
