A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
Whenever I buy condoms, I go to the same store and the cashier always asked me. Do you want back for that? They’re not bad looking I got game
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
Where do orphans get stuff from The reject shop
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
Why did the lady go to the dealership... because she was going to get hereford.
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
