Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
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If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
Why did the lady go to the dealership... because she was going to get hereford.
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
Where do orphans get stuff from The reject shop
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
