My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying
"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
I was going to buy a watch today but I didn't have time
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card