New Punch Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Today there was a line to punch me. Yeah that was the PUNCH LINE.

SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man

This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch

If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?

So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.

Why did the orphan get sent to the Principals office. BECAUSE HE PUNCHED DUMBOS LIKE YOU PEOPLE

When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

Why did the fruit punch say what’s sup

He was so naughty

You can slap,punch,knock out a Orphan,what will they do they dont have parents-

What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.

Me at the Oscars when i see Jada Pinkett Smith, me, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I Jada 2, can't wait to see it"

So will smith is laughing and then suddenly, Suddenly Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigcka Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers"