Punch jokes
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Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.