Punch jokes
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
How do you make a baby cry? You punch it in the face.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.