Punch jokes

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?

It’s twelve o'clock.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.