To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Psychology Jokes
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
