Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Who am I?
why do orphans become criminals to feel what it is like to be wanted
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
