The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Psychology Jokes
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
