Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?
Patient: cancer why?
Doctor: what are the chances
Patient: of what?
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11. You can't convince me otherwise.
What do you call someone who fixes walls? Juan probably.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
