Probability jokes

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

What do you call someone who fixes walls?

Juan, probably.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”