Prize jokes

And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"