The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
