i know ur hairlines pretty bent but ur genders on a different level.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire
did you hear about the guy that diped his balls in glitter. pretty nuts huh?
Met the emo kid today he was pretty chill he was just hanging out
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts
if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
