Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What did one toilet say to the other ?
You look pretty flushed.
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second
i know ur hairlines pretty bent but ur genders on a different level.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire
did you hear about the guy that diped his balls in glitter. pretty nuts huh?
Met the emo kid today he was pretty chill he was just hanging out
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
