My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Prettiness Jokes
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
