Prettiness jokes

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.