Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
what do you call a bullet-head? jfk
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
Trumps MOM
Trump, Must I say more?
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
