Pregnancy

Pregnancy jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

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  • If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

    What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"

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  • What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

    The mom doesn't want either of them.

    The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."

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  • What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

    They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"