Prank jokes
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.