Prank jokes

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

it was just a prank bro.

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

You look pretty today... April Fools!

I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wilma.

Wilma who?

Wilma dik fit in your mouth.

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)