Prank

Prank Jokes

Son

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

Rick Roll

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

Lie

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

Ball

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Cookie

Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

Roommate

I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.

Fart

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Orphan

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

Rickroll

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

Sleepover

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

Wheelchair

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Shooting

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

Pilot

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"