Poverty jokes
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.