Poverty jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!