Poverty jokes
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹