What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I like chips.
why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
