Poverty jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."