Poverty jokes
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!