Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
