Poverty jokes
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"