Poverty jokes
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.