Poverty jokes
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.