Poultry jokes
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!