Poultry jokes
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
A chicken is delicious.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!