Poultry jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.