Poultry jokes
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!