Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
