Poultry jokes
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road? To prove that he was not chicken.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉