Poultry

Poultry jokes

Dance

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Egg

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Duck

Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

Memes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.

Chicken

How do chickens πŸ” get stronger and stronger?

They egg-xercise every day!

Baby

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was strapped to the chicken.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

The chicken!

Duck

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

Turkey

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he was not chicken.

Parrot

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" πŸ”πŸ˜‚

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!