Poultry jokes
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Cock pic
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!