Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Rooster.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
