Poultry jokes
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Guess what, chicken butt?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.