Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
