Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
