Poultry jokes
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.