Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.