Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call a turkey wean it is scared
A chicken
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Rooster.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
