On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
The chicken is so fat.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
