Poultry jokes
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
The chicken is so fat.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.