Poultry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
The chicken is so fat.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!