Poultry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!