Poultry

Poultry Jokes

Chicken

On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?

On the outer side. 😂😂

Baby

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken.

Chicken

What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!

Duck

Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the retard's house.

Knock knock. Who's there?

The chicken...

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's door.

Knock, knock!

It's the chicken.

Duck

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

Cow

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Chicken

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"