Poultry jokes
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.