How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
WHY DID THE PEOPIE GET A CHICKEN??? TO MAKE EGGS.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
