Poultry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Guess what, chicken butt?