Poultry Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he was not chicken.

hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!

why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks

what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something

"what hap-HENd"

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.

What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”

what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror

WHY DID THE PEOPIE GET A CHICKEN??? TO MAKE EGGS.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"

What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe

Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

Cuz they were using fowl language!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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