Poultry

Poultry jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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Rooster

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Chicken

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Chicken

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Memes

Chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!

Roster

Why did the roster cross the road twice?

To prove it was not a chicken.

Rooster

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Cakatoo."

"Cakatoo who?"

"So, you're a Rooster now?"

Homework

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Chicken

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person: Why?

Me: Because he wanted to.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the fool's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

    He wanted to see a chicken strip.

    Rooster

    Why did the rooster cross the road?

    To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

    Chicken

    What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.