Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a turkey wean it is scared
A chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
