Poultry jokes
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Cock pic
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
A chicken is delicious.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!