Poultry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
A chicken is delicious.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Chicken
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
The chicken is so fat.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!