Poultry

Poultry jokes

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."