Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
