Poultry jokes
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.