What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
