Poultry

Poultry Jokes

One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.