Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
