Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Rooster.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
