Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Poultry Jokes
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Rooster.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
