Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call a turkey wean it is scared
A chicken
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Rooster.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
