I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Poultry Jokes
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
