Poultry jokes
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Guess what, chicken butt?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!