"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
