Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
what do you get if a disabled person falls of a building Mash potatoes
Why cant an or phan get a tatoe at a young age. They dont have parent premison
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
do you know ligma... potatos
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato
What do you call a potato with a pp..
A dictator
fun fact: pringles are named pringles because somebody decided to name them pringles
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
How do you get out 500 drunk TTC people? "Ah Antson fire a warning shot." " Uhhh sir its a M92 mortar." " Ah just fire the shot." Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato potatoes fire ze shot.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
