Post jokes
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Olivia Rodrigo
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.
Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
Make this post have 1000 comments.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.